jelly jam

When your cum mixes with blood and piss.

Last night after fucking a women I cut my penis and had a bad case of jelly jam

by Washnwink June 6, 2016

Bologna and Jam

A term for Intercourse. Bologna referring to the penis and jam referring to the action of forcefully putting "it" in. Simply, a man "jamming" his penis into a woman's vagina.

Obama: Hey Hillary...you want some bologna and jam?

Hillary: Of course....I am the secretary of state for a reason.

Obama: Right On Hillary!

by RetroJunkie November 21, 2010

pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.

man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.

by erek February 5, 2005

jam dandy

Synonym of swell.

Her: How are you?
Me: Why, I'm just jam dandy!

by babaloulou December 1, 2003

pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"

1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair

by pj_blaze August 26, 2003

jam she

Verb
1: To make sweet love to a fine ass gyal
2: To Grind a hot cocojumbo

eh sachin bai, u gonna jam she tonite?
> yeh bai i jam she nice

by firerass August 10, 2006

schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.

Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.

by Brandon12 December 15, 2008