Internet Tease

A female that takes explicit pics & posts them publicly onto an internet site & expects guys to give them a respectful response out of their pics.

INTERNET TEASE
Girl: "I'm So Sexy!" (pic caption example)
Guy: "can I tap that hun?"
Girl: "Hell NO Perv!"

by Rosalita lol March 12, 2011

internet hermit

Someone whose main contact with human society is through the internet.

Every time I look out my window I see that guy in the next building in front of his computer. He' there at all hours. Doesn't he have a job to go to? I think he's just an internet hermit.

by wicked son July 9, 2011

Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.

Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.

by Question009 June 29, 2009

internet shooters

Internet shooter

Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something

-Look at that guy

-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done

by mhblock December 9, 2017

internet thing

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

by Barbraboo September 3, 2016

Internet Boys

A guy/boy that has opinions on internet forums mainly about techs/games/tvshows etc. Wanks tirelessly and has a good internet connection, might even VPN so he can endulge the freedom that the internet provides for him. He is not a rare sight in these days as internet boys have taking over with their researched facts.

Me. Why do my laptop keep shutting down?
Internet boy: Eh.. Try 2133 mhz and cmos with a dell fork
Me: Sorry i don´t understand
Internet boy: Sends link that only internet boys understands
Me: I´m so estupido, why! I wish i had more tech skills like that internet boy.

These are the times for nerds! God damn you Big Bang Theory!

by Mathildemoelk June 29, 2018

Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.

Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!

by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014