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Kermit's Tea Shop

A small online community filled with only good vibes, good music, and good people. Primary platforms are Spoon and Discord. Most members have a "tea" in front of their name in a small font.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Kermit's Tea Shop?
Person 2: Yeah, it do be a vibe!
by sheleredp627 July 4, 2020
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Mobile Proxy Shopping

The act being seen by others while shopping in a store and talking to the requestor of the item(s) being purchased on your mobile phone to verify the products meet their specifications or to find an alternative item that will.
"Mobile Proxy Shopping was getting me frustrated by having to read the labels of the cereal boxes over the cell phone to my wife just to make sure that I purchased EXACTLY what she wanted, or find something else to meet her needs"
by Grenex March 17, 2010
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Shopping Cart Grill

A common tradition from the UK where you place a shopping cart on a fire and use it as a grill to cook food on
Lad 1: "Hey fella, we found a tesco shopping cart and we're having a shopping cart grill in the woods, you coming?"

Lad 2: "Sounds good, i'll bring my nans stew."
by SweetBBQRibs December 14, 2021
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banana shopping cart

When yo lady is on all fours and you pick her up by her ankles while you are fucking her from behind. Then your friends paint their dicks yellow and fill her like a shopping cart. For an added special touch you can put a grocery bag over her head.
Hey bro wanna come over tonight and banana shopping cart my girl?
by BobertYellowBalls November 10, 2018
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shopping cart gridlock

When you are grocery shopping during the rush hour and you can't get through the aisle because there are too many carts in the way, can't back up either because other shoppers piled in behind you and nobody can move.
I can't get to the tostada chips & jalapeno cheese dip, I'm stuck in shopping cart gridlock...
by Gulf Coast Beach Bum July 29, 2013
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Clean up shop

Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.
In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!
by Conkoosh February 15, 2023
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Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex
I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop
by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020
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