schmeckleberry jam

Schmeckleberry jam is the results harsh thrusting of the schmeckle into a shirelle or manually pumping the schmeckle yourself in order to result in the spewing of an off-white jam-like substance.
Tara tasted the sweetest schmeckleberry jam after Richard had Tara jerk him off.
by Brandon12 March 22, 2007
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pitchin a jams

pronunciation: 'pich-in uh jams
function: descriptive phrase

Etymology: Middle English pich, from Old English pic, from Latin pic-, pix; akin to Greek pissa pitch, Old Church Slavonic picilu

1: to have an emotional meltdown online

2: to have fits of hissy

3. to not play well with others. ever.
man, did you see the 'choose one' thread? f'ga asked "salsa or cha cha?", waxie chose salsa and mojo started pitchin' a jams.
by erek February 06, 2005
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jam she

Verb
1: To make sweet love to a fine ass gyal
2: To Grind a hot cocojumbo
eh sachin bai, u gonna jam she tonite?
> yeh bai i jam she nice
by firerass August 11, 2006
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jam dandy

Her: How are you?
Me: Why, I'm just jam dandy!
by babaloulou December 02, 2003
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pork jam

1) What cannibal's turn their victims into to tide them over for the winter.

2) A more tasteful way to say "Sticky white love piss"
1) Pass the pork jam, Eric, this toast is drier than a dead dingo's donger

2) You're never going to get that pork jam out of your hair
by pj_blaze August 26, 2003
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Jam Marriott

Jam Marriott is the leader of jam cult which has amassed a decent following
Members of jam cult worship Jam Marriott
by Jammie69 May 01, 2020
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Ram Jam

by Cynicbeast69 February 07, 2021
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