Camel hump

The camels hump is where a guy puts a ball in each of your eyes and then lays his d*ck over your forehead and on top of your nose going towards your chin.

His d*ck was so big he was able to do the camel hump on my face.

by Funniest bitch alive August 15, 2023

humping the queen

This is what you'd use when you're making a lot of money, or robbing from a bank.

Man, you're really humping the queen, huh?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

Humping day

On the 27th of June, you can hump any one

Dan: hey John
John: yeah
Dan: it’s humping day
John: aw crap

by Johnform June 26, 2022

Humping Possums

Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.

“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”

by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025

Taint humping

When you do not stand for anything but still want to seem you stand for both. Like the taint section in the middle of the conventional entry and the taboo entry.

He made a long speech but all in all is was taint humping the key issue.

by Nihimba November 2, 2025

Rage hump

When one is upset with another person, they hump them out of rage.

Sofie rage humped Jessica because Jessica didn’t clean the dishes.

by mrwiggles247 November 24, 2025