Wise guy hump

Someone who is an obsessive fanboy over the mob whether that be over the lives they lives or just mob movies

See those wise guy humps over there

by Chemisfff May 10, 2023

sacrum humping

bottom guy (or girl) lies prone, and top/dom girl, who usually masturbates by humping pillows, rides spinous tubercles of lower back. gives guy feeling of being ridden and being a bottom bitch.

-do you miss eda?
-yeah man she was crazy but is an excellent at sacrum humping.

by ferever September 6, 2018

sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"

Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!

by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016

hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.

I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!

by MrJuice November 20, 2019

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023