Cronk-Head

A person with an IQ in the single digits
A fool or goon.

Slade is a fucking Cronk-Head.

by SladeIsACronkHead July 8, 2021

head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019

Head radio

Term used for when you have a ton of songs floating through your head.

Girl: what the heck is she singing to?
Brother:Oh, shes just singing to her head radio.

by Rawrrrr. February 21, 2009

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Artisan Head

When a person is highly skilled in the otherwise utilitarian art of giving head. Artisan head is a skilled craft that is not your run of the mill dome. It’s highly erotic, often toe curling and guaranteed to empty one’s balls.

Monique is known for her skilled artisan head. So I had to find out. My balls were drained and the prostate was milked.

I was just expecting another Grindr blow and go but I managed to hook up with a dude that gave artisan head.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

head strapon

I dildo attached to someones head

Me: "yo dude wat the fuck is that?"
Jon: "its what i used on ur mom last night. a head strapon."

by Ben [frostyhobo69] January 29, 2009