by Sparks256787 June 15, 2017

Bro I was with this girl the other night and she wanted something new so I Tony Hawked her. Got that mad combo score with her!
by anonymous April 20, 2025

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.
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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2018

The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010

by Zone6don November 19, 2020

by dshesturyskefngekgjvewgjwegjnw October 28, 2020

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
classmate: giggles
other student: stfu that’s not funny at all
by greedier jesus January 5, 2022
