National Grab Ass Day

Walk up to anyone and grab some ass

“Bored just grab some ass why not its national grab ass day”

by 200423388 August 11, 2019

Grab Pass

An imaginary pass you ask a female granting you the power to grab their ass

Ey girl can I get a grab pass for that ass?

by Idontfeelsogood June 3, 2018

Grab a dick day

A day where you can walk up to a lad and grab his glizzy

Hey Jon did you hear it’s grab a dick day? -Micheal
No! I hope Sarah grabs mine though - Jon

by DaddyLongLegs412 October 22, 2020

National Grab Dick Day

On April 23rd, it’s national grab dick day
taken or not, prepare to have your dick grabbed!

“Just grab his dick! it’s national grab dick day!!”

by aaabbbbccccddddeeefffgggg April 19, 2019

Premature Chalk Grab

Often used in sales, when a sales rep "chalks" a sale up on the board with the belief that the sale came through, but looks back and sees that it hasn't.

That's a premature chalk grab.

by DOCIOU$ July 28, 2021

Ab-Grab

When a girl awkwardly rests her hand on a man's abs, chest or stomach while taking a photo. The ab grab is usually performed at high school dance picture-parties, but can also be used to show romantic ties to a boy in any photographed scenario.

Omg. Did you see Sarah ab-grabbing Chad in her last Instagram post? She totally wants to get that.

by bails November 13, 2018

National Grab Ass Day

On September 9-10, every year, it is National Grab-Ass Day.

Male or female, taken or single, prepare to have your ass grabbed.

"Why did you grab my ass?!"

"It's National Grab Ass Day."

by guyonlinethatsdefiningstuff September 9, 2019