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Flat

A DMV (dc, northern virginia, maryland) slang meaning, “fresh”.

One may also say: “Stanley”. This is a play on words- gesturing to the famous childhood book, “Flat Stanley”.

Calling someone Stanley is calling them Flat.
*Your boy posts his fit on Instagram*

Your comment: “Flattt 🔥💯” or “Stanley 🫰”
by vimus May 26, 2022
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King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.
Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).
by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020
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flat

Cool-looking, sexy.
Friend1: See this new car I bought?
Friend2: Yeah bro it looks flat.
by LB16 October 6, 2016
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Pound it Flat

Pounding it flat is the act of sex where the male takes authority and aggressively thrusts his penis into the vagina. Therefore pounding it flat would be a proper term.
"Kattie wanted it so bad that I decided to pound it flat"
by IETVTS2 July 18, 2014
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Spectral Flatness

Is a measured unit in digital signal proccesing
Look at katie ferrera’s tits. Its spectral flatness
by Dickhodle December 14, 2019
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Flat Us

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It's the one true solution for all a youngster could require when shifting to an unknown city for studies or for work.

Affordable prices, quality home cooked meal plans for every palate and complete privacy from landlords randomly barging into their rooms are some of the features it offers, but what truly sets it apart is that you might feel like you found your soul-mate in your room-mate. Yes, that’s the power of their compatibility test which will make sure you and all your room mates are 100% functional and jell with each other.

A blessing in disguise for all those starting a new life in a whole new place isn't it?
Don’t worry, just flat us!
by team flat us November 26, 2021
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Flatting

Term to describe the voyeuyristic practice of watching couples have sex in public car parks, which pre-dated the term 'dogging'.

Source : veteran doggers in East Midlands, origin unknown
"Ehhh just been flatting some couple down at piss-corner in the bottoms until some idiot boy racer scared em off"
by bogsnorkeller January 31, 2023
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