February 4th

National Baby Dyke day
That day of the year where all the baby dykes rise up

Why are there so many baby dykes raiding the mall?!
Bro haven’t you heard it’s February 4th

by Bbg_mb4 October 19, 2019

February 7th

The people who were born today wear what they want when they want and don’t care about how other people see them. They are some of the gayest people you will ever know and they have many connections and friends to help them out. They are kind sweet and love transformers, they are also GAY GAY GAY GAY!

If you were born on February 7th then you are a wild gay. Be free my friend.

by JJ Williams October 27, 2019

february 22

February 22 is national cut someone’s hair day!

Bob: *cuts becky’s hair*
Becky: WTF was that for weirdo
Bob: don’t you know it’s February 22 cut someone’s hair day, u uncultured swine

by Lion_ King October 15, 2019

27th February

The best idiotic,most cringiest and well known human was born on the 27th.
He/She is pretty and thicc but cant be serious and their temper is too much:)

Look at that girl’s temper!!She must be born on the 27th of Feb
OMG! They are so idiotic but cringe! Must be born on the 27th February

by urbanlOvEr101 November 2, 2019

February 16th

The day of Martha. All Martha’s come together in unity.

February 16th is my favorite day because my name is Martha!

by Yyyyyylil October 16, 2019

February 1st

The day a handsome man who goes by the name of Harry Styles was born.

Person 1: omg it’s February 1st

Person 2: and
Person 1: it’s Harry Styles’ birthday

Person 2: omg yayyyy!!!

by #######1111 April 9, 2019

February fourth

The day that all men dread, because when February Fourth comes around, all dudes have to surrender their hoodies to their girlfriends

Gf: you know what day it is?!
Bf: ugh, here you go. *rips off hoodie
Gf: thx!
Bf: only because it’s February fourth, and I have to give you my hoodie.

by Qjeifhekwoebthe November 27, 2019