The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015
Get the Football fellatiomug. An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 6, 2023
Get the Scotty Footballmug. by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. A place where you can watch football that is played by high schoolers. The guys that play football are always hot and ripped, but are usually either dumb, rude, or both.
“My ex boyfriend was an athlete, I always went to his high school football games. We broke up because he lit my mom on fire.”
by Cassandranon April 11, 2024
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Get the OCONUS Footballmug. British slang for the Europa league.
by Tipicall March 16, 2024
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