4 eyed Bruce

A person of asian race that wears big glasses

Bob: "The person in front of me cant drive for shit"
Ryan: "Yeah its probably some damn 4 eyed Bruce!"

by bombadeer January 18, 2012

red eyed girl

A girl who's always high when you see her

If you want some pot check with the red eyed girl around the corner she's always stocked up.

by Kush Mama Ciga November 4, 2018

Dirt eyed

When someone gives you a rude look

someone dirt eyed me yesterday all day

by Honeyy_bear January 26, 2019

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Dirty brown eyed stinker

When a man or woman pulls down their pants, places their asscheeks in someone’s face and farts.

My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.

by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023

Ei-Tiare

Derived from the Cook Island Language, meaning Flower Garland.

One who inherits this name is someone who is Beautiful, Strong, Independent and gives 0 f***s

"Noone can compete with her, she's too Ei-Tiare"

by petunia0307 November 23, 2021

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023