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Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!
by Not quite the 16th December 19, 2012
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Luke Skywalker Disease

A fear of the dark side of the force; or a white girl that is afraid to go out with a black guy.
Nah, man, that girl would never go black, she's got a serious case of Luke Skywalker Disease.
by EarthMaiden August 28, 2012
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mad noob disease

MAD NOOB DISEASE. Beware, mad noob disease is rapidly spreading all over the world! This disease is contracted when your noobular vein is inflamed, and you become a mad butt-hurt noob! You know someone has this disease when they constantly fail at life, have no friends, are named either Larry or Lawrence, or Craig, and are a complete crybaby. If you think someone you know has it, throw them under a bus or a cliff immediately.
"Oh no, I think Larry has Mad Noob Disease
by J and Ace December 17, 2013
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malasia typing disease

Malasia typing disease also known ass MTD is when you make many mistakes when trying yo type on your messager or anything in general😂
Nigga can you re type dat text I can't understand yo damn typeing you got Malasia typing disease
by @blu3.m😌 March 9, 2015
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Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things
patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
by fat yoshi is concerned August 3, 2021
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azn disease

a disease which you are stuck loving azn(asian) people and there is no cure
Dude,why are you staring at that azn(ching) person? Do you have azn disease or something?
by <3 azn people November 15, 2010
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Poseidon's Disease

Guy 1: What is with him recently?

Guy 2: He's been doing a lot of drugs, caught crabs and has Poseidon's Disease.

Guy 1: That explains why he's getting stupider
by MamboNZ April 8, 2009
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