digital bake

the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.

did you see susan's new facebook picture?

yeah, she definately digital baked that baby.

by kellymc232323 April 13, 2007

The Amazing Digital Circus

A quite good, interesting and unique show that has been destroyed thanks to toddlers and 40 year old men trying to capitalize on them.

Person 1: Have you seen The Amazing Digital Circus?

Person 2: Yeah, good show. But as all the other shows the internet ruined it again.

by Galace December 24, 2023

Quad-Digit

To insert four fingers into the vagina.

Last night I hooked up with some skank in my car... totally quad-digited her with no problem.

by Mekanickal October 8, 2011

Digitally Amish

People who refuse to upgrade their mobile devices, won't participate on social media, and miss out on cultural trends and events because of their devout belief that technology and digital media are terrible.

My brother is coming over to watch a movie at my house because his TV is from 2007, he can only get Netflix by streaming it through his old Playstation 3, and he won't buy a Roku because he's digitally Amish.

I can't text my mom because she's digitally Amish and just has a flip-phone for emergencies.

He didn't read Trump's tweet because he's digitally Amish and missed it.

by PunkRockHR December 5, 2019

Digitally damaged

The real life sensations, emotions and feelings experienced when a victim or subject of passive digital forms of rejection, deletion, disconnect, and aftermath of digital bullying (which is aggressive when actually happening). This is a pychosocial affect of the virtual world entering into the physical world. Examples of this are the Facebook divorce ... When a spouse divorces their lawful other online before the divorce, the 'digital delete', etc.

"I'm feeling sad because I'm digitally damaged."

by Dot* August 9, 2018

Digital Junk Mail

Any sort of unrequested email, text or other social media communication, especially sexually-oriented messages or containing pictures of genitalia on the internet. Abbreviated: DJM

Sending Digital Junk Mail turns your social media into anti-social media especially when it contains pictures of genitalia.

by CrotchGourmet December 17, 2022

Digital Charisma

Ability to attract sexual interest solely through the use of social media.

That dude has so much digital charisma, I’m gonna slide into his dm’s.

by Danthemanctionary July 12, 2018