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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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Najison Day

A day dedicated to when a girl named Najiyah managed to open a Capri Sun, defying all of the people who didn't believe in her's views. Najison Day is on the 21st of March and in 2017 it was one year since Najiyah managed to open a capri sun.
Najison Day is lit.
by Najison Day March 4, 2017
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faith day

An amazing artist and amazing person, way better lookin then she thinks she is, she's a babe! ;-)
Wow who's that beautiful girl?
Yeah that's just Faith Day
by I'm right, Faith is hot! July 7, 2016
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Patty's Day

What dumb Americans call March 17th, thinking it is the abbreviation for St. Patrick's Day. The correct abbreviation is Paddy, as the name comes from the Gaelic 'Padraig'.
Dude look they dyed the river green for Patty's Day. Did you know I'm Irish? Yeah my grandfather once went there on holiday so I'm totally Irish. Happy Patty's Day!
by stillundersiege July 21, 2016
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poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...
by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
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Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.
Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.
by Pjtitties January 12, 2020
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Biggy day

The day marked 22nd may 2020 when the name bix was founded to be the name of rising talent biggy Williams
Today is national biggy day , let’s get fucked up lads!
by Wendy yoof May 21, 2020
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