crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.

I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crusty daddy

When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick

Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy

by Odysseus Pemberton April 25, 2024

crusty sack

When you engage in gay sex and one male cums on the other males scrotum, waits for it to dry and puts it in his mouth

Give me a crusty sack

by VnCore December 8, 2016

Crusty

A thirsty boy who has participated in a loving wank with his right hand resulting in a sticky mess which is then not washed off for at least 2 days

That girl made him crusty, he be crusting over her all night long

by Lady red January 6, 2014

Crusty

When a person hasn't showered in so long, that they're hair is pure oil.

1. I'm the crustiest crustle I've ever crusted.
2. I'm so crusty, I can become a pizza.

by Captain_Swan October 10, 2017

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016