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Country Steamer

You're enjoying the great outdoors, miles away from anything resembling a toilet and then it hits you, you NEED to take a massive dump.

You quickly locate a sheltered spot out of view ramblers, farmers and the like, drop your pants and leave a big hot steaming turd. It stinks, you feel much better.
I really need a turd, I'm gonna have to take a country steamer
by superjustin July 7, 2010
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country urinal

Stepping outside to take a piss off the front or back porch
damn, bills in the bathroom taking a shit and i really gotta take a leak. so i guess i'll have to use the country urinal.
by masta dragon red April 18, 2010
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country thug

One who isn’t from the country but has hung out with real hood people and thinks they are now hood.
I don’t understand why Marissa thinks she’s a country thug
by Punchlinekid March 8, 2018
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country simulator v0.7

Kid 1: wanna play some country simulator v0.7 ?
Kid 1: heck yeah
by Pasta La Vista January 12, 2019
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Country Bumpkin Pot Pie

A Country Bumpkin Pot Pie is the sexual act of extracting the mixture of semen and feces from a close family members anal cavity. Taking said mixture and setting aside for some time to ferment. Upon fermentation the mixture is added to an apple pie crust and placed in the oven at 350 degrees. The pie is finished once the close family members Bumpkin timer goes off. (a Bumpkin timer is set by engaging in anal sex with the relative who supplied the semen and feces mixture, also known as a Danglin' Diddle. The timer goes off once the relative orgasms from anal pleasure.) After the timer take out the pie and enjoy it as a family to complete the Country Bumpkin Pot Pie.
"Hey Darryl, You and yer cousin Jessica enjoy a good Country Bumpkin Pot Pie last night?"
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021
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country kid

sam is a country kid :D
by sam the farmer June 19, 2021
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countryhumans

i dont like countryhumans
by gwyneth plays roblox July 21, 2022
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