loosey coochie

This term is another way of saying “hoe” or “slut”. These types of women usually have loose pussies.

“Hey Brian, was that broad a loosey coochie?”

“Yeah dude, I couldn’t feel a thang”

by Kerploowee March 1, 2022

coochie slugs

The vaginal Secretions from a Escort after a Good night.

There are Ofen Many and they stink. (In some cases, they're Sticky.)

Escort 1: What's that creeping down Thy leg?

Escort 2: Coochie slugs...

coochie vagina slugs escort sex gross

by Almost_Kool March 6, 2016

Coochie Keychain

A post inercourse souvenir consisting of male DNA and 1 or more public hairs hanging from the coochie of solitude.

He came so hard he gave me a coochie Keychain

by Linnielooloo May 2, 2025

Chewbaca coochie

A very hairy vagina/pussy

“Damn girl you got a chewbaca coochie”

by Clementinewells September 13, 2025

Coochie berry

(1) Fruit that just doesn't taste good at all.

(2) Someone that smells really bad.

(3) Someone with a bad personality.

(1) This apple taste like coochie berries!

(2) Liliane smelled like a coochie berry today.

(3) Ryan acts like such a coochie berry!

by anonymous December 19, 2022

el coochie virus

A vaginal infection 🤢

make sure you bring a condom you don’t wanna get el coochie virus

by Strawberry_waffles December 17, 2021

coochie crayon

A well-worn, heavily marinated tampon, sporting the finest shades of red, brown, and “I-don’t-want-to-know.” Often disposed of in a way that makes unsuspecting victims question their life choices. Bonus points if it’s left in a bathroom trash can without being wrapped up like a decent human being.

Bro, I walked into the gas station bathroom and some psycho was writing on the wall with a coochie crayon. I’m calling the police.

by yung-megafone February 27, 2025