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Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.
Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.
by buddhari65 October 10, 2012
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chili-cheese hot snakes

Redish-orange fiery poo that comes out like a long thin french fry. It burns your butt with a hot sensation and smells like it looks, SUPER hot and stinky. It often curls as it hits the bottom of the toilet.
Krista these "chili-cheese hot snakes" are burning my buns! What did you put in that sausage you cooked?!
by poonanni December 3, 2013
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making chili

The act of using a circumcised penis to pump solid fecal matter from the butthole as if the penis was a literal pump. Or a shovel. Or something.
Dude, bitch, I be fuckin' making CHILI outta dat girl's ASS all day LONG, tho.
by Tazzeeboi September 28, 2019
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J-Chillin

A Synonym for vibin. Word Owned By Jack Yeo
“Yooo Logan we J-Chillin, Yessuh
“J- chillin is the new word for Vibing”
by Jack Yoo February 1, 2020
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imgur and chill

It's just like Netflix and chill, except you're by yourself.
"Hey dude, I'm going to Imgur and chill tonight."
by DankySeal May 15, 2016
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Photosynthesis and chill

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.
Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.
by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016
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married netflix and chill

Actually watching Netflix with your spouse. As opposed to single people netflix and chill
Wife: "Want to Netflix and Chill?"
Husband: "Regular Netflix and Chill, or Married Netflix and Chill?"
Wife: "Married Netflix and Chill. I am wearing sweatpants, and it is not Wednesday yet."
by hazelnutbiscotti May 25, 2016
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