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Cancer

JAKE PAUL'S YOUTUBE!!!
I got cancer from jake paul's youtube
by Omgallthenamestaken June 2, 2018
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Cancer

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.
by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021
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Cancer

The crab.

Emotional, crybaby, empathize too much. Obsessed with the moon. Love hugs and being loved, but only when they feel like it.

Falls in love with the idea of love, not a person. And also, does it Everytime they watch a tv show or reads a book.
by moonchildking May 7, 2021
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cancer-nerd

a nerd that is so nerdy he is harmful to the society i.e. like cancer
Mark Zuckerberg is not only a robot, but also the cancer-nerd that created phubs.
by MusicSounds February 10, 2019
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Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.
When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.
by cgorange November 28, 2021
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Throat cancer

The insinuation being that God ACTIVELY murders dissidents... With cancer.
Hym "That's the insinuation of the throat cancer thing by the way."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Cancer

Jake Paul, Logan Paul any of the paulers, Basically everyone except Arnex / Jeppe / Silas
Jake Pauls Music is cancer
by SomePussyWithoutAPenisxD January 4, 2019
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