Unwitting salesman for Hey Dudes that tries to influence people on Internet forums into purchasing shoes that should only be worn by hippies and teenyboppers.
Hey Dudes feel like you’re walking on kittens. You gotta buy a pair because Cool Bob wears them. You too can be a Hey Dudebag
by Sweet T Smoove August 14, 2021

by Mr. Myanmar October 18, 2023

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)
person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here
person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)
person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here
person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
by that straight man January 15, 2024

by ghost._.b0i May 22, 2019
