Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.
Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.
Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.
Lee: LOL!
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.
Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.
Lee: LOL!
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A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
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The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.
Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop
• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs
• Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique
How to perfect this method:
• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.
• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.
• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.
• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”
3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
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She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter
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“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”
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John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
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