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Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.
Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.
by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022
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Australia

Oh yes the place where fucked up weird shit happens like losing. a war to a bird
Jose: hey did you heard a woman had sex with a toilet while them an was giving anal to the woman and a another woman licking the man balls and someone else giving anal?

jack: im sorry WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IN GOD NAME DID THAT EVEN HAPPE-

Jose: Australia

Jack: oh ok
by YAY_fucktheinternet December 15, 2021
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Australian

Oi Cunt I speak Australian m8
by Huge FAt CAck December 16, 2021
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Australian Language

The official language of Australia. Different than English. Commonly discredited as not its own entity. Consists of separate grammar and spelling that is not recognized by those unfamiliar or unaccepting of Australian heritage. Often results in overly unwarranted criticism
‘They don’t speak English in Australia…they speak Australian

‘The doctor spoke in the Australian language and instructed the patient to breath as he placed his bouncey stethescope on her chest’
by AustralianLinguist February 27, 2022
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Australians

they had a war with emus and lost
OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS
by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022
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Australia

Satans playground
“Hey have you been to Australia”

“Oh you mean Satan’s playground?”
by Short bean April 13, 2022
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Australian Shepherd

by 420BITCH69 April 18, 2022
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