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The American Dream

Eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting your ass eaten out.
"This is the American Dream!" - Man eating apple pie with vanilla ice cream while getting his ass eaten out.
by PK-Wizzle September 26, 2007
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American Gothic

A REALLY GOOD PAINTING BY GRANT WOOD IN 1930 (the painting of a farm couple posed before a white house) American Gothic is one of the most famous paintings in the history of American art. It is a primary example of Regionalism, a movement that aggressively opposed European abstract art, preferring depictions of rural American subjects rendered in a representational style. The painting has become part of American popular culture, and the couple has been the subject of endless parodies.
guy 1: dude, american gothic is a totaly dope peice of gothic revival style art in which the plain stereotype of midwest america is showcased in a single frame.

guy 2: rad!
by *haley* June 11, 2006
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American

NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable.

1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'.

2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs.

3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.
1)•American: we spel mom wit a o bcoz dat makes us kl 4 perfectin da langwidj
•American: The British invented the muskets but we upgraded them to high power guns la la la we rule and we are invincible and we can beat anyone
Brit: Well we gave you the musket, plus, 911, HAHA.

2)•American: Come to our strip clubz because we have silicon titties and big boobies and they are all fake

3)•American: Sorry I'm too busy stuffing my face to go fight in the war oh no but we helped save everybody in the world wars
WWII Allied countries: Yeah and you came late for both of them
•American: oh no im playing call of duty the americans are the bestest ever
Brit: In Call of Duty 4 the Marines DIE and the S.A.S. survive, so up yours.
American: ur mom
by Jaymz™ May 28, 2008
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American Burrito

The american version of a burrito found at Frostburg State University in Maryland. Basically, replace each ingredient in an Mexican Burrito found in places like Taco Bell with leftovers from thanksgiving.
Beans --> Mashed Potatoes
Beef --> Leftover Turkey
Hot Sauce --> Cranberry Sauce
Rice --> Lettuce
Lettuce --> Carrots
Person 1: Man! This American Burrito is hella bootsy!
Person 2: Quiet dbag, there's nothing quite like the delicious combination of mashed potatoes and lettuce in your mouth!
Person 1: Yeah, you're right... I'm such a Sheeple...
by Steffen Gates February 1, 2006
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irish-american

One who claims to be Irish whilst having no idea what (an island), let alone where 'Ireland' is, having never been there, and having no real intention of ever going there. Blissfully unaware of their own country having no dual-citizenship treaty with the Republic of Ireland.
Often displaying a supreme lack of irony by positively shouting about the fact that their family has donated to an international terrorist organisation that murdered children (often Irish children, which is presumably somehow worse) in the very same brash tone they use in praise of their own country's 'War on Tear.'
Slightly less despicable than the anti-smoking brigade, though the demographics often overlap creating a group of people that would incline one towards taking up a superstition such as christianity in order to hope that one'll get to witness armageddon.
Irish-American: Say, 'bud', wurrrr ya from?
Me: Northern Ireland
IA: Oh, Arland, I'm Arsh too!
Me: I'm not actually Irish, I didn't say Ireland, I said, "Northern Ireland." They're seperate countries.
IA: Well I see it as one, the whole place is so close to my heart!
Me: Ah. You must have spent a lot of time there, if you think it's closer to your heart than to that of someone who was born and raised there.
IA: Well, I, um. I never really got the time. But hey, they're joined, right? Same thing, right?
Me: Yeah, well you Mexicans always were a bit fucking slow.
IA: I'm not Mexican.
Me: ... ... (penny never drops). Know what? Fuck off.
by Davey R. Blue March 26, 2007
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american eagle

American Eagle (AE, A&E, AEO) is a popular teen clothing store. Its competitors are Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister Co., and Aeropostale. Out of these stores, American Eagle is the 2nd most affordable clothing with Aeropostale ranking as the cheapest.

Many people think that only rich preps and posers shop there to fit in at school, but a lot of people(who definitely are not rich) shop there because they actually like the clothes. AE provides great clothes at an affordable price (that is, when it is on the clearance section). Anyone besides 'preps' can shop here also!

The trick to shopping at A&E without paying such an expensive price is to shop at the clearance section at the store or online. It is possible to get 10 items for 100 bucks, which really is not bad.

Con: Since a lot of people shop here, it's hard to be unique and some styles are similar to Hollister, AF and Aero..
Nemo: Hey, I like your shirt! Where'd you get it from?
Dory: I got it from american eagle for 7 bucks!
Nemo: Nice! It looks better than my 8 dollar shirt that says 'old navy' all over it! Maybe I'll shop there next time!
by LaLaLandz December 31, 2008
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American Social Health Care

Does not exist.
This Woman's child has treatable cancer. She is poor, fuck them, let the child die. We don't care because we don't know the difference between right and wrong. If we help her by having some form of "American Social Health Care" we will be over run by communists and Ho Chi Min will overthrow Barrack Obama.
by captain wagtail May 16, 2009
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