Ao3 addict

Me

That girl in our class is an ao3 addict

by Bigbootysmalltiddiebaddie November 29, 2021

Tenya.iida.addict

A person who appears in almost every tik tok comment section. They’re also really cool.

Why is tenya.iida.addict everywhere?!!
Why not lol

by Piss.stained.floor February 22, 2021

The Chiseled Adonis

Diligent, Vigilant, Meticulous, Sagacious, Conscientious, Analytical, Methodical, Individual

You’re really acting like The Chiseled Adonis right now.

by Joker-_- July 7, 2021

When She Wants the ADZIT

Another phrase used by the godliest of divine chads that have monstrous cocks. saying this phrase immediately makes all women in a 100km radius want you, and inventing this phrase would make you transcend the level of chadliness to become the ultimate chad of a man that all women want. This phrase signifies that a woman wants to indulge in certain activities with adzit7

"When she wants the ADZIT!" - Ultra Chad
"LOOOL HE IS SO FUNNY AND HOT" - supermodel
"YO THIS GUY ACTUALLY COOL AFF"- other chad
"His muscles are so large" - Supermodel
"I want the adzit now" - Monkey

by cbtmachine33 March 23, 2023

B R E A D B A N K

welcome to the bread bank. we sell bread, we sell loafs. we got bread on deck, bread on the floor. TOASTED ROASTED

shut the fuck up. listen, i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those, you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out.

it's gluten free

i don't CARE if it's free.

swear on your fucking YEEZYS if you wanna fight, we gon' fight.

what, you tryna be on worldstar?

what, you gon record it?

ye. i got my dollar store camera on.

What's the fucking situǽtion?

what the fuck do you want?

I'm the motherfucking manager.

at the bread store?

BREAD.

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD.

I'm to need you to shut that bullshit up chief, we can't take shit out the bread.

why put it in the first place? i know y'all smoking that pack.

We've got crackers, no gluten

fuck crackers.

it's gluten free. you want the gluten or nah?

hell no. you better take the gluten out that damn shit

Look, we've got whole wheat gluten free texas toast gluten free TORTILLA

fuck all that. what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

Florida.

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police.

i'm going WEAST

Nah, don't call the police, I've got a warrant.

honestly, fuck y'all. i ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread.

What the fuck are you saying?

all i'm saying is: fuck yalls bread, fuck the gluten, and fuck them crackers.

B R E A D B A N K

by .Greg. October 10, 2020

Douglas Adams

The single most underrated author of all time. His plot lines, characters, and language are comparable to William Shakespeare.

-damn, Douglas Adams is good.
-yea, I know.
-No, I mean he's fuckin good.
-I know
-No you don't understand, he is FUCKING GOOD.

by pandapon February 19, 2010

adorasexy

Adjective: inspires desire to cook dinner for, cuddle on the couch with, cover in kisses, and fuck with wild abandon in the nastiest positions imaginable all at once.

It drives me wild how adorasexy Joseph Gordon-Levitt is - I can't decide if I want to hold his hand and pin his mittens on his coat or give him a blow job!

by Teal57 November 11, 2011