Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 05, 2022
When engaging in factual debate with conspiracy theorists on social media and they resort to emoji binging to express their critical thinking.
I was on Facebook debating Politics, and The Emoji Army entered the chat so I gave them a bit of shit back and left..
by Miss Jane October 12, 2023
Army is the force that protects the nation that it belongs to. Armies are part of the multiple military branches including: coast guard, army, marines, space force, and Air Force.
by Mavs fan69 January 05, 2023
Jimin: tmr rent is due
Hobi: post a selca for army and you’ll be just fine
Jungkook: hyung i just brought a mansion and im out of money
Jin:just go live and accidentally drink kombucha
Hobi: post a selca for army and you’ll be just fine
Jungkook: hyung i just brought a mansion and im out of money
Jin:just go live and accidentally drink kombucha
by Tinkie..winkie November 22, 2021
by JIMIN'S WATERBOTTLE December 24, 2018
Marine:lol he in de army
Other marine:hey u in de army
Army:yea?
Other marine:u know that’s means aren’t ready marines yet
Army:o fucc
Other marine:hey u in de army
Army:yea?
Other marine:u know that’s means aren’t ready marines yet
Army:o fucc
by Stufgaming1 March 19, 2018
The fan base of South Korean boy band BTS . They always spill facts and make charities which get the kpopies mad .Armys are the best fandom .Period
Armys are the blue print
by Gotkpoopiesmad November 07, 2020