tech mommy

A well paid female who works in the tech industry

i need to meet a tech mommy

-Dr Hoensual 08/05/2023

by anonymous May 8, 2023

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a lively variety of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Tech Leapfrog

The act of ignoring a technology fad because you feel it will be short-lived and not worth the trouble to learn.

I’m going to tech leapfrog over Twitter. People mocked me because I never learned how to program a VCR and now who looks like a genius?

by orilla-izquierda September 18, 2013

tech ministry

Facilitate individules in the use of Technology

I need some tech ministry.

by TechDad February 25, 2008

Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.

Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."

by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025

Wilcox Tech

A shit technical high school in Meridian where three mice including Mouse Guapo live. With cockroaches, moldy food, greedy whores, and shit teachers.

Girl 1: Have you been to Wilcox Tech?
Girl 2: Fuck, yeah, it's shit.

by AP System April 17, 2022

Tech sounds

An MC (mic man) from TRINIDAD ... one of the greatest to be exact. Also known as Aka Shell Dong Boss.. He also dj's for some of trinidads greatest parties.

We outside for GoDey3 with techsounds
Tech sounds : Inna yuh !!!!

by PaRtyAnimal2.0 October 13, 2018