Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
by N-doggster January 2, 2024

National Jessica and Keri Day is a national holiday celebrated on November 12th. It is a day to be celebrated with Coronas, screaming at men, peeing in bushes, and breakfast the next morning.
by Jfalls November 14, 2023

One of the realist people you will meet and if she is in ur life she would give hers up for you! She is a true vision of grace and beauty both inside and out She will always see the good in people or things as long as you dont take her kindness for a weakness or take advantage of her she will be loyal honest and never go behind your back but if you betray her she will act as if she never met you and the time you shared never existed and that will hurt more than anything she could ever do to you because you will look for a Jessica Harris in everyone you meet and there will always be a void only she can fill
by Crazyasitmaybe2u August 24, 2021

Beautiful, old gypsy soul, one of the guys, a chill and laid back chick. She is a very sexual beast, kinky and freaky in bed. Also she is a wonderful friend who doesn't mind to Chill with a blunt and a beer.
by Forevercumdumpster December 19, 2016

Jessica is the best person you can have for a girlf-*cough cough* close friend. Shes very loving even though sometimes she online and doesnt reply to you cry Shes very cool and 10/10 would reccomend being friends with her
by notelectrical May 4, 2021

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends
"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024

A complete boss! She rules all with her sense of humor. Her text game is on point and will kick anybody ass who steps up to one of her friends. Joe and David can suck it.
by Propersyk March 7, 2021
