Noah Hing

LITERALLY THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD.

NOAH HING IS AWESOME

by The_lag_is_real May 28, 2019

noah beck

that one tik tok dude with a wide neck and cant do the woah

Person 1: Do you know Noah Beck?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: Noah Beck
Person 2: Oh you mean noah neck?

by pakpakbokbok December 3, 2020

Noah is a jew

Noah is a stinky dirty bitch

That dude is really noah is a Jew right now

by Wowowowoowwwowowoww September 3, 2022

noah's mom

The mother of a friend or collegue who sells her sexual talents for money

I saw noahs my out on the corner, so i picked her up for some hot lovin'

by kankaroo jock July 16, 2008

Joakim Noah

The most annoying basketball player in the NBA. I would rather look at Whoopi Goldberg's vagina for an hour and 23 minutes while examinating it thoroughly before i would watch Joakim Noah cry about how many non calls he gets. Joakim sucks more than Chasey Lane. Joakims performance on a scale from one to ten ranks about a Rick Moranis...Joakim Noah IS the queef, after a porn star breaks the gang bang record.

Who is the one NBA player you wish did not exist? Joakim Noah! Duh... that dude is rumple fugly!

by Vagstatic Voyage. May 12, 2009

noah's ark

australian slang for shark

i saw a big noah's ark at the beach the other day!

by Stoner2 November 13, 2007

Joakim Noah

the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.

Joakim Noah is the biggest pain in the ass to ever play basketball

by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011