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Donkey Sweat

The sweat produced while exercising after a night of heavy drinking. Usually involves a distinct odor of alcohol.

Origin- The Nodding Donkey Bar in Dallas Texas.
“Wow Chad, you reek of Donkey Sweat. Did you go out last night?”
by Homer J Pimpson April 26, 2011
mugGet the Donkey Sweatmug.

Donkey Dipping

Similar to that of a Dolphin Dip, where in typical male and female intercourse a penis is accidentally thrusted into the butt during vaginal intercourse, except those who are participating in the unfortunate incidence are typically hispanic. The receiver makes a sound similar to that of a donkey.
Rumor around the town is Carlos keeps accidentally donkey dipping his wife. Apparently police arrived last night due to an anonymous call claiming the couple was illegally housing a donkey.
by Raoul Too Fast May 22, 2011
mugGet the Donkey Dippingmug.

douche donkey

A douche donkey is someone who is anal retentive. It is also another term for anal douche. This stems from the nickname the donkey has as being an ass.
Don't be a douche donkey! or I have to go buy a douche donkey.
by nubman September 20, 2006
mugGet the douche donkeymug.

dusty donkey

The act of an elderly male performing anal sex on a woman and simultaneously inserting his saggy (and/or wrinkly) ballsack into the woman's vagina.
Eddie totally gave Katie the dusty donkey last night.
by siduri71 January 7, 2010
mugGet the dusty donkeymug.

Recalcitrant Donkey

Sterilized profanity translation is Bad Ass.
(Sterilized profanity is a method of swearing you can do in front of your mother during dinner and, (if your father drinks) your father won't get the joke before you have finished dessert.)
Dude. That guy at the end of the bar is a bit of a recalcitrant donkey. It's best to leave him alone.

Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, allow The Recalcitrant Donkey to hear you call him that, otherwise, you will have to explain the meaning to him before he beats you to a bloody pulp!
by Johnobody June 13, 2010
mugGet the Recalcitrant Donkeymug.

donkey choppers

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.
by Robert MacKenzie September 11, 2005
mugGet the donkey choppersmug.

donkey toe

When a camel toe is so deep, that when you spread your legs, it doesn't come out
Boy 1: dude did you see Reagan at the party?

Boy 2: yeah. I bet she had a donkey toe
Boy 1: that's so hot, right?
by Rayraymadden June 14, 2014
mugGet the donkey toemug.

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