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October 24!!!

Girl: omg! I wanna give him a scrunchie
Friend: well it’s October 24 so you should
Girl: your right i will
Its October 24!!!
by One BigWhopper October 23, 2019
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October 24

National day off day
Take a day off you deserve it
It is October 24, fuck going to work I’m going back to bed
by Süssy bäka September 18, 2021
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April 24

Natinal Miku Day
by Saage <3 September 3, 2021
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February 24

Hago Lo Que Se Me De La Gana Day
February 24
Do whatever pleases you
by Maninfue February 4, 2022
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May 24

NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY!!!!!

Save the date for 5/24/2021

hot people eat a bowl of rigatoni on this day
Do you know what day May 24 is?
no...
ITS NATIONAL EAT A BOWL OF RIGATONI DAY
OH YEAH I HEARD ABOUT THAT
by tig bit dick May 24, 2021
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36c-24-36

The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!
Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's
by FeministKilla March 5, 2020
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October 24

You need to slap your friend’s (or partner’s) ass very hard, it must be noisy, just on October 24
by ThicThot October 22, 2019
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