by BallingHardxo May 10, 2012
by My name is ???? December 11, 2022
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The act of lying to an entire family that one of their family members was killed in a horrific accident. While you tell your lie the family has to all be hanging upside down over buckets where their tears from the bad news is accumulated. This word can only be applied in this given context and can never be used as an expression. To ever go about Tear Chugging you must kidnap an entire family (minimum 3 family members), hogtie them and let them dangle upside down so excessive rope is very necessary.
Criminal 1 - what is everyone in here for?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
Criminal 2 - stealing!
Criminal 3 - battery!
Criminal4 - murder!
Criminal 5 - tear chugging the Robinsons!
Criminal 1 - You're real sick Criminal 5.
Criminal 5 - why are you calling me Criminal 5? My name is Jeff.
Criminal 1 - not in the context of this definition example. Your entire existence was created soley for a joke on the Urban Dictionary website. You will never truly get to live, Jeff.
Jeff- OH MY GOD!
Criminal 3 - join the club.
Criminal 4 - what's tear chugging?
by Mandatory Playground January 18, 2021
Acid tears are tears that you cry when you are peaking on acid during an insanely amazing trip you are having
by Fir3B1Rd July 24, 2022
An emotion you go through when you feel nothing but sadness for a long period of time. An emotion more severe than mayjor depression.
by Josh James Ernst March 5, 2005
Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021