Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.

1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"

by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019

Hot spicy double

The act of a male having consuming hot sauce and rubbing a good portion of the same hot sauce on there dick before giving anal. There for destroying both their partners asshole and their own

Last night I did a hot spicy double with my girlfriend

by Rebel%736 May 25, 2021

Hot Glue Gun

Proceed to masturbate with your choice of super glue. When you cum you squeeze your balls like you are squirting out hot glue.

You need to cum before your hand dries to your penis

I need to administer this hot glue gun

by Jacuzzi January 21, 2022

hot mommy

a smoking hot female

" damn look at that girl over there"
"hot mommy alert!"

by original hot mommy April 13, 2022

hot plop

When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.

I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!

by Pain Killaz March 30, 2017

Hot Plop

The use of heating equipment to heat up a toilet seat before sitting on it to move your bowels.

'That ceramic seat is freezing, give me the hairdryer - I'm going to take a Hot Plop.'

by TheDevastator555 April 22, 2017

hotness scale

a mental scale used to judge an individuals attractiveness

mainly used on women

nigga you gave her a ten yo hotness scale be broken

by assfacedickbag August 31, 2016