National cheat on your man day

Today is a free pass to cheat on your man/husband JUST THIS ONCE!!

Defined by: July 9th is National Cheat on your man day!

by tacoboy67 July 9, 2025

National send nudes day

October 27, 2020 is national send nudes day. Snapchat or FaceTime nudes to with someone!

It’s National send nudes day, guess we should send nudes to each other!

by The Webster dictionary2020 October 27, 2020

National Send Your Boobies Day

March 6, the day when all of the guys in the friendzone can ask (and receive) pictures of boobs
*Females HAVE to send*

Me: Hey do you have any idea what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: *Sends Boobs*
Me: Wow! Great tits

by . March 6, 2023

National bite tall people's ankles day

October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences

Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!

Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!

by anonymous October 12, 2022

National hickey day

On may 14 your gf/bf must give you hickeys

Bf: look it’s may 14
Gf: you know what day that is
Bf: NATIONAL HICKEY DAY

by tegan56 May 14, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

National send a titty pic day

May 28th the day you send titty pics to your favorite gorilla .

National send a titty pic day .

by Isaakaddams May 27, 2023