armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

Cock-gobbler

A person who proceeds to use male genitals in the act of shoving them down their throat.

Person 1: Hey dude I heard she was a Cock-gobbler yesterday.

Person 2: Yeah she was, and it was epic.

by xX Best sex giver ever Xx June 1, 2016

cock starter

Pronounced “Cock Startah” One who either gets cocks sprung, or gets someone acting like dick, by acting like a dick.

That ked’s a real cock starter, got everyone in the bar throwing hands.

by Jerkphone December 15, 2020

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Cock Ridden Throat

A phrase used to describe a girl who's throat is rusty from lack of cum down her throat.

She's so ugly, she must have a cock ridden throat.

by sfish August 31, 2016

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022

Cock Coozie

Another word for the female genatalia; keeps the male genitals warm.

This girl that I've been seeing asked what she was to me; I told her well you know your my cock coozie

by MadscientistApprentice94 September 14, 2023