Griff Dog

When a female intentionally attempts to give their partner pink eye by queefing on their face

“Why do they have pinkeye?”
“His girl gave him a Griff Dog, how poggers”

by Obedient Kitten 23 August 3, 2023

Mad Dog

Formally the MD-90, the LOUDEST GOD DAMN PLANE IN EXISTENCE (aside from the Concorde). It pretty tho. Loved by AvGeeks, hated by Environment specialists. (lots of emissions.)

Mike: Bruh the Mad Dog is being retired?!
Jon: Damn climate people.

by AvGeek0924 February 5, 2021

Dog

In reference to male genetalia.

All men are dogs.
The opposite to a pussy/cat.

“I’ve heard Jeremy Kyle’s into Dog”
“Really?!”
“Yeah, he’s a total queer”

by Toejam Trojan February 15, 2021

Dogs

As of October 2022, this term also means toes

Samy: I hate wearing sandals cuz my dogs are out.

Em: Maybe you should wear Crocs dog

by Chaiganya February 26, 2023

Dog

Canis Lupus Familiaris, the scientific name of a dog. Dogs are animals and have lived since the Late Pleistocene(unofficial time period and also known as Upper Pleistocene). So basically nobody knows exactly when the first dogs came into existence. However we do know that dogs(Canis Lupus Familiaris) coexisted with humans. The first dog that was domesticated was way after that, in northern Siberia(now freezing cold Russia) 23000 years ago.

The dog ate the meat.
Did you know that dogs are also known as Canis Lupus Familiaris?

by ActualWordMeanings October 27, 2022

Dumb Dog

making a fool of oneself.
to show everyone how much of a reject you can be.
being the biggest loser by your actions.
to be everyones last choice.
proving to everyone that you're unerliabe & untrustworthy with any stupid act.
to be a worst of the bunch.
to show people that their parents made a mistake when they werent aborted.

That "dumb dog" just tried to gasllight me after they tried to impersonate and scam me that my indenity is their identity.

That "dumb dog" just tried to tell me how to do my job.
That "dumb dog" just broke 50 laws in 10 minutes.
The Dumn dog robbed a shop without a mask and dropped their ID.
If thats supposed to be a smart dog, that must be a "Dumb dog".
Justin Hammer compared to Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.
Biden just made himself a "Dumb Dog" by proving himself wrong with another lie that contradicts the rest of his lies.
The media is full of "Dumb Dogs", yesterday masks worked, the next day it doesnt work, the day after that everyone got fined for not wearing a mask.

The state gave that "Dumb dog" a license.
The "Dumb dog" doesnt know i saw what happened and know the truth.
"Dumb dog" is still trying to trick everyone.
"Dumb dog" reminded me why they're a "Dumb dog"

by thatstrash January 15, 2024

Flopper Dog

A silly or stupid person

"you are a flopper dog mate"

by Aucum August 23, 2023