A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"
Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"
Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"
Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"
Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023
Get the Love Maker mug.Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that love-making love maker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Love Maker mug.Jerome: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that lovemaking lovemaker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Get the I’m loving it mug.by Glichtalefan March 4, 2023
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I'm gonna have some fun
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun
I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
He'll take my arm
When we're walking, rolling and rocking
It is one time I'm glad I'm not a man
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping
I'm in heaven
With the maven of funk mutation
Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins
Raise expectations to a new intention
No one can sing
Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson
Wailin' and skankin' to Bob Marley
Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama
All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
I'm gonna have some fun
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun
I'm in heaven
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
There's no beginning and there is no end
Time isn't present in that dimension
He'll take my arm
When we're walking, rolling and rocking
It is one time I'm glad I'm not a man
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping
I'm in heaven
With the maven of funk mutation
Clinton's musicians such as Bootsy Collins
Raise expectations to a new intention
No one can sing
Quite like Smokey, Smokey Robinson
Wailin' and skankin' to Bob Marley
Reggae's expanding with Sly and Robbie
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama said uh
Oops! Your mama
All the weekend
Boyfriend was missing
I surely miss him
The way he'd hold me in his warm arms
We went insane when we took cocaine
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Stepping in a rhythm to a Kurtis Blow
Who needs to think when your feet just go
With a hippie-the-hip and a hippie-the-hop
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
James Brown, James Brown
James Brown, James Brown
If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well, he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well, he's the genius of love
He's so deep
Who needs to think when your feet just go
With a hippie-the-hip and a hippie-the-hop
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
Who needs to think when your feet just go
Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon, Bohannon
James Brown, James Brown
James Brown, James Brown
If you see him
Please remind him, unhappy boyfriend
Well, he's the genius of love
He's got a greater depth of feeling
Well, he's the genius of love
He's so deep
by Death Menace March 5, 2023
Get the Genius of Love mug.So let's ask me how did it happen? or how did it begin? Because I am completely clueless, but I know I love Malik forever. Here are some of the aspects that stood out to me. He is just so damn cool, like he would do insane stuff for you. And I am also crazy enough to write him hundreds and hundreds of paragraphs just for him to understand how much I love him. I am not the TYPE OF WOMAN to be clingy. I repeat, I AM NOT!! But why is it that now he is my boyfriend? I swear
I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!
I can't - STOP MYSELF from worshiping for his love. I love that man; I can't stop obsessing over him. Why? Because he is so adorable in every little thing he does, and I fall in love with every slang he uses. He is so immature that I want to keep and protect him forever. He is so fragile; I can't let him get hurt because he is my baby, and I would do anything for him. This Man Drives me crazy not only that he drives me crazy, but he always drives crazy he drives like he has a second life. But I'm ready to crash with him whatsoever! If I can describe the scene, how crazy he is, It would be how Joker drove his car and Harley was his Passenger seat princess included that maniac laughs. I love looking into his eyes when he talks about our future because they dazzle a lot. *MY heart screams* One thing I can say is that how could I not fall for him? He is someone who will always be there for me. And the most attractive thing about him is that he will never give up on me. That's why I LOVE MALIK FOREVER!!!!
HIM: Would you die for me?
ME: YES-
HIM: Actually would you live for me?
ME: YES!! with you
*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*
ME: YES-
HIM: Actually would you live for me?
ME: YES!! with you
*Answer with no hesitation because I love Malik forever and that's eternity.*
by Obsessed with him March 7, 2023
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