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I’m He-Man Syndrome

Whenever a troll realizes he can one-up everybody by acting and emulating he-man emulating the power and self-confidence of He-man, all the while censoring online the animated content of his minions or group so that they never actually see the Real He Man, which would totally kill him on its face, physically speaking, once they saw the abs, the face, and natural popularity of the original He-Man. Such infected individuals live solely to obliterate He-man and every digital footprint of him off the face of the universe, or else they’re nothing at all.
“Drats, that’s skeletor! Turn that off!” said the botnet administrator clinically diagnosed with I’m He-man Syndrome, in another close call with fate.
by Joey2dope November 29, 2019
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Fortnite syndrome

Happens when somthin' becomes so big, its impossible for it to fully die out
Eminem has been experiencing Fortnite Syndrome with his career
by Half eaten cheeto October 2, 2022
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zuchiniman syndrome

Beyond sigma syndrome, where a man realizes not many men around him are his equal in Spirit, Emotion or Physical masculinity, so he forgoes the shemales and witchpipes around him for turning his friends into little potatoes or mozzarella balls,
eventually He starts sayin weird shit to scare the really shitty bitches away, like 'Hail Satan' with the inevitably fear, laughter and urinating sound onto the proverbial ragweeds rag panties. 'GodBless' he continues.
At some point, I think I'd rather be damned fucking piece of broccoli than married you know?
My two besties with testiculars and great vernacular of modernity, Hell and sin, cannot understand why being Christian is like offering free candy on Halloween for crazy yitchens. Yeet those bitches straigh to Hell says Saint Josh of Hell, Satan's Gatekeeper, who lived his complete and absolute entire fucking life with zuchiniman syndrome.
by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025
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Neoplayer Syndrome

The unshakable fear of letting down a team due to your lack of experience.
Person A: Why doesn't Jedidiah play the super cool team game they bought last week?
Person B: Because they have neoplayer syndrome.
by Chaotic_Wyvern February 15, 2024
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Beauty Syndrome

When someone is a 10/10 with make-up but without it a 1/10
Pokimane is the true definition of "Beauty Syndrome" (she's hot with make-up but without it she is ugly)
by Sumichi October 30, 2020
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Salesforce Syndrome

a condition where large swaths of visitors from outside of town become instantly incapable of using critical thinking skills, particularly in public spaces.
That woman standing right in the middle of the sidewalk looking at google maps got salesforce syndrome, like get tf out of the way
by 0xknny October 15, 2025
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Killalldemalienz Syndrome

A medical diagnosis where people think that Humans are just going to walk into an Alien War and "Kill All'Dem Aliens Son." If there was a war with aliens, then they would have technology So Advanced that they can travel Massive distances through Space where we, as Humans, only have some satellites and space stations in orbit; basically the "hammer and nails" of space travel.

Aliens wouldn't necessarily be any stronger Physically, but when a person Really Believes that they could pick up a pistol and kill an army of super-tech aliens and blow up all their ships because "We're Just Awesome," then they are suffering from a Heavy dose of Killalldemalienz Syndrome.
Guy: "Hahaha! Yehaww!!! Independence Day is Awesome! Humans, going out and killing all the aliens that threaten the world using good ol'fashion Human ingenuity. What an amazing story of human survival!"
Sane Friend: "You are suffering Hardcore from Killalldemalienz Syndrome my friend. Even if some 90's computer virus worked, it wouldn't just blow up their entire space fleet. Pure Fantasy."

John Connor: "All we got to do is infiltrate the only machine base, blow it up, and then we will beat the machines. It's simple really."
Every Soldier: "How are we going to beat a massive army of robots designed to kill humans? Isn't this sort of impossible?"
John Connor: "Terminators went back in time to try and kill me 3 times already, and I survived them. We're going to kill All the robots and take back Our Earth! Who's With Me!"
Everybody There: "Uh oh, he's gone crazy with Killalldemalienz Syndrome. There's no way to stop a robot army unless they Want to be destroyed, especially with conventional weapons."
by MCPKG February 10, 2020
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