cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face

Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.

by sac hanglow October 5, 2016

walrus cock

a person (usually male) with an annoying and morally questionable charachter that is not necessarily evil or malignant

-My boss is great businessman but he is walrus cock.

by Kosorur June 25, 2024

Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.

“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”

by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019

monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen

"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"

by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024

Cock or walk

A term used by a man that drives someone out to the middle of nowhere, stops the car, and demands that the other person have sex with them (cock) or get out and walk back home. Not necessarily rape or assault but pressure to perform none-the-less.

Her: Oh Johnny, why did you park the car on this deserted gravel road many miles from my home?! Are we out of gas?
Him: Cock or walk, baby. Cock or walk.

by F.E. LaCroix March 13, 2021

Cock Pocket

this is the new age phrase for bagina, synonym for vagina

"Dude! Did you see that girl at the bar?? I bet her cock pocket is of an average size and stature!"

by Lewisville Slugger December 29, 2024

arabian horse cock

A term used when spotting two Arabic males crawling on all four limbs for two plus years with multiple riders sitting on the satles upon their backs. The rider proceeds to grab the cock of the older Arabic horse and milk it until they finish their prayers at sunrise every month.

I saw two sand niggers doing some mad Arabian horse cock.

by Pack phat lips April 18, 2018