when someone is so stoned that when they eat they fall asleep, wake up, chew, swallow, go back to sleep and repeat.
by dic whole April 10, 2022

A guy who gets daily wet dreams of fucking a humanoid horses from My Little Pony (Rainbow Dash), and maybe with a threesome of Rainbow Dash AND Sunset Glimmer! He loves specifying little details of fucking her, and uses GbayIsCyclone’s adlib against him. (Adlib: That’s How It Works, Yo!)
John: So bro Rainbow Dash and I fucked, and u were walking in and was scarred
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
GbayIsCyclone: bruh stop, ur Pulling a John.
John: That’s how it works, yo!
GbayIsCyclone: stop using my adlib goddamn it!
by GbayIsCyclone September 2, 2022

"Saying "screw it" and taking the project very unseriously, resulting in failure and humiliation. Just because you could"
by Maxpacito January 13, 2021

When a law or an authority figure purposely lets a criminal/rogue figure go or helps them escape. This can be for many reasons such as ; pity,bribery,kindness etc.
THE POLICE OFFICER PULLED A JAVERT BY CHOOSING NOT TO ARREST HIS CRIMINAL SON.
THE BOUNTY HUNTER PULLED A JAVERT AND LET THE RUNAWAY SLAVE ESCAPE.
WHAT IS YOUR VIEW AND OPINIONS ON PULLING A JAVERT.
THE BOUNTY HUNTER PULLED A JAVERT AND LET THE RUNAWAY SLAVE ESCAPE.
WHAT IS YOUR VIEW AND OPINIONS ON PULLING A JAVERT.
by Pseud O’nym September 14, 2020

When a guy gets an expensive birthday gift from his girl and breaks up with her after his birthday or before the girls birthday.
by Regular Kid OGM April 16, 2018

When a retailer announces that they are going to discontinue a popular product, when it is merely a ploy to create a furor online for marketing purposes. (See: Taco Bell’s Mexican Pizza)
Klondike says they’re gonna stop making the hugely popular Choco Taco, but I think they’re pulling a Mexican Pizza.
by btravis311 July 29, 2022

pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
by your typical sveenth grade kid April 17, 2022
