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Sailor mans port

A sexual move whereby the woman licks the mans shaft two times, up and down, then proceeds to vigorously motorboat the mans balls.
"Yo that chick is nasty. She gave me a sailor mans port while i was on the toilet before i flushed."
by Merlanosays June 4, 2015
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i'm a simple man

A common comment usually written by men in response to seeing a picture/video of an attractive woman. May appear with "explanation" (Quote 1) or alone, expecting readers to understand (Quote 2).
"I'm a simple man, I see boobs- I press like."
"I'm a simple man".
by holyfsm42 June 16, 2017
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man-hole cover

No sex this week, she wearing a man-hole cover.
by lonewolf703 October 16, 2008
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Big Man Tyrone

by a smol string bean May 21, 2019
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black man slouch

That kind of slouch that black people typically walk with. Any white/ brown people using it are complete posers.
"Look at that guy with his black man slouch! What a poser!"

"He's rockin' the black man slouch...what a badass."
by CalebM April 14, 2010
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That man has a family!

The semi-mythical line said by wrestling announcer Jim Ross but is now an internet meme. Usually beginning with the phrase "bah gawd" and ending with "damnit", Jim Ross proclaims it with vigor & excitement. In reality, during a match involving Kane, he actually said a very subdued version of that. But, as with much in pro wrestling, it took a very exaggerated form. Most wrestling fans assume he said it in that way, when in reality it was in much softer tones. Nowadays, as an internet meme, it's told by many people who aren't even wrestling fans at all. It's now a pop culture meme.
"He's broken in half, damnit!! Bah gawd almighty, That man HAS A FAMILY!"
by RasslinFan2020 December 31, 2020
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Smoke the man pipe

Ant: hey lads what you up to tonight. Mike: probably go to pub and watch the match Kris: I am going pub and watching the match. Dean: I am going to smoke the man pipe!
by Quagmike September 16, 2009
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