Draft Dogged

When you have intentions or driving somewhere, get high on your way and are to paranoid to even stop at the location so you keep driving.

I was hot boxing and decided to go to the mall, drove all the way there and draft dogged when I suspected people might smell what I had been doing so drove around town instead listening to styx.

by Mr. Zoog October 28, 2011

bungo stray dogs

An interesting anime/manga about an orphan who joins a detective agency comprised of (mostly) gifted members which often ends up clashing with similarly gifted threats. BSD is known for including a cast of unbearably atteactive characters as well as having an annoying, delusional shipping fandom (some would argue as bad or worse than the MHA shipping fandom) who projects their gay desires onto the characters and who, despite knowing that none of the ships are or will be canon and that none of the characters align with their strange headcanons, still promote ships as though they are canon. If you hate obnoxious shipping fandoms, stay away or don't interact with the fandom.

A (normal): "Hey, do you watch/read Bungo Stray Dogs?"
B (moronic): "Omigosh, yesss, bestie! I ship–"
A (normal): "Ah– please shut your mouth you obnoxious, fanon-loving moron and try to pay attention to the plot for once."

by Razer_rl March 28, 2025

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Dog house

A boyfriend being in the centre of the looney bin being taunted and buttons pushed

Hi I’m David slade and I’m in the dog house

by Looney1 March 3, 2021

Prairie dog

When you really have to use the bathroom and poop is poking it’s way out

Let me in the bathroom I’m prairie dogging

by The man on top the van November 18, 2018

dog kin

A person treated as family due to a non-family relationship

We became so close to my son's now ex girlfriend she became a dog kin member of the family.

by StanDaMann June 20, 2022

Hot Dog Slide

A man lays on his back with an erect penis facing his belly button, the women straddles the man, sliding forwards and backwards with his penis between her wet labia lips.

In my open relationship, the no penetration rule has led to many hot dog slides.

by Cotton eyed Joe July 20, 2023