national slap an orphan day

slap an orphan with only good results

i slapped an orphan on national slap an orphan day

by therapist.the.rapist December 11, 2023

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National Hoodie Week

A whole week where you wear a hoodie everyday

Brendon: Don’t forget tomorrow starts national hoodie week
Robbie: Oh yeah! I finally have a use for all my hoodies!

by S0ftie April 20, 2021

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The day of the year where you’re supposed to give head to your friend, preferably ones with names starting with a P or an A, and last names being synonyms of the word “wealthy”. Celebrated on February 18th.

National Give Head Day is celebrated on February 18th.

by Anon112312 February 18, 2022

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National Throw Erik day

Nov. 11. On this day, you can legally throw anyone named Erik across a room.

yeah its National Throw Erik day, we can yeet him

by 8tb39q4 g October 28, 2021

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National potato day

May 11th is national potato day! This day you will do whatever you want with potatoes. Make fries, boil them, fry them, and many other cool ideas. Make sure to share this with a friend and remember, go celebrate potatoes!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by I.Love.Her May 11, 2023

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