chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

mountain face

A man whose smug face resembles that of the Rocky Mountains

Neil was too much of a mountain face for Malarie to resist

by Fluke69 February 25, 2017

Pretty Faced Troll

Someone that seems beautiful (I define as a person that's as pretty on the inside as they are on the outside.) However, they turn out to be really great at Gaslighting. May troll a potential lover on Social Media if they are upset or feel wronged.

Synonym: Wolf in sheep's clothing.

I thought Kai was beautiful until they turned out to be a real PFT. (Pretty Faced Troll)

by Dam Skam June 28, 2024

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!

by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005

Next Big Meme Face

The “Next Big Meme Face” refers to a highly exaggerated or humorous facial expression from an animated cartoon, often capturing a character’s extreme emotion or reaction in a visually distinctive way. Originally Defined by the famous “rantsona” creator LS Mark, these faces are designed to stand out, quickly becoming widely shared and reinterpreted as memes due to their relatability and over-the-top nature.

LS MARK: It doesn't serve any purpose and is done just for the sake of it, in hopes it might become ""The Next Big Meme Face"

by AwesomeSauceEric January 22, 2025

disco-face

Getting wasted and waking up the next morning with your face covered in glitter (similar to a disco ball)

I got disco-faced on the dance floor last night! Yeah!

by GL1TT3RBUG April 12, 2011

Monkey face

Alan walker’s favourite sexual fetish

TOP DEFINITION
monkey face
a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!
"alright Emma can i give you a monkey face?"

Not an inside joke

Monkey face

by Dirtydogger101 September 10, 2020