Face-Couging

Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.

Better buy some rubbers bro. Brando's mom is face-couging you.

by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011

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Lukes face

A ridiculously big fore head combined with the pizza grease and messed up nose.

Uh that hobo looks like lukes face

by My d small November 27, 2019

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Two faced

Istg if you are looking for this word cuz you met a Gemini your friendship will not last lol Gemini’s dont like being out into stereotypes watchu gon do about it -by a gemini lol

Gemini’s aren’t two faced they just have multiple personalities

by isabellathegeminipoopoos August 27, 2020

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angel face disaster

Lana del Rey’s top .001% monthly listener, smokes candy flavored vapes, does ❄️ on the weekends but won’t drink dairy. Will make you ask your Mom for your exact birth time and place...

Max: Yo, did you see that girl by the DJ booth?
Greg: No, yeah. She's a total angel face disaster though... I wouldn't if I were you.

by i am most likely god August 15, 2024

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Face card

Said when someone has a beautiful face that stands out in group pictures, looks good in all angles, etc.

“Ashley is so gorgeous. Her face card never declines.”

by soleada October 25, 2025

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your face

the ultimate comeback that will make your opponents tremble from pure roastifacaion. your face can be used for any roast that comes your way, for example.....

mom: clean your room.

me: your face should clean my room.

friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.

me: your face will clap you at skywars.

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes October 15, 2020

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