warm dog

its when you put ur dick in a microwave and heat it up for 30 seconds

oh no that boy gave him self a warm dog

by Skyblue20199 July 9, 2024

Dog

An animal that females think makes up their entire personality.

What do you like to do for fun?
“Pet my dog, go for walks with my dog, feed my dog, bathe my dog”
Ha…yeah, uh, do you like to do anything else besides take care of your pet?
“Uhm ya I downvote UrbanDictionary posts that call me out to a T”

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 May 8, 2023

The Hot Dog

This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.

Me: I just gave my bitch the hot dog
Friend: so she does have an innie?

Me: yep.

Friend: lucky!

by CashMoneyK420 April 3, 2023

Angry dog

When in a drunken state and intercourse you throw up in the female sex partner

I was really hammered last night I gave my wife a angry dog

by Nois3ctm July 8, 2021

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Dog

American slang for feet or toes.

“My dogs are out”

“My dogs are barking”

by Treeman123456789 July 31, 2022

Polar Dog

pull up u aint shit if no Polar DOg

person 1: are you a Polar Dog?
person 2: no
person 1: pull up

by PolarDogLover November 11, 2020