Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 16, 2021

K-Dog

A Random Canadian boy.

Person " You know K-Dog? He sold me a Skittles pack."
Person2 " Coolio."

by SomeHotTakis August 1, 2018

dream dog

The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.

After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.

by Neb Som February 24, 2017

Head-Dogging

69 position but intended for two homosexual men rather than the heterosexual counter-part

So I travelled to his house for a couple rounds of head-dogging before we both finished, and left.

by helloiamjacks October 27, 2022

Dill dog

Being told on by one another. Aka snitched on

I’ve been dill dogged some many times in my life.

by Hozbe July 24, 2022

Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018