cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.

That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!

by carlos456 October 30, 2023

barn cocking

Giving someone the gire in a barn.

"I love barn cocking."

by Paul@thebarn12 October 2, 2017

Cock and scot

The art of having sex with a girl, the cock part, and then leaving her and never replying to her texts again, the scot part.

Last night I pulled a cock and scot on Zoë

by fuckzoe January 16, 2018

Cock

The chicken 🐔 from the uhhh like barnyard and stuff

Wow that cock has drip

by Nin10dees October 27, 2023

Whale Cock

A penis that is exceptionally great and very large.

I heard that he has a whale cock! You know, that Moby Dick!

by butt slutt February 15, 2024

Cock Can

When a mans cock is as thick as a coke can

So how was he Johnnie? Girl I can hardly walk this morning. He’s a real cock can.

by kennclie August 29, 2019

The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease

Otherwise known as “The Cold War” - more specifically “The Cuban Missile Crisis”

The Cold War (also known as The Great Nuclear Cock-Tease” was a period of global geopolitical rivalry between the United States (US) and the Soviet Union (USSR) and their respective allies, the capitalist Western Bloc and communist Eastern Bloc, which lasted from 1947 until the dissolution of the Soviet Union in 1991

by Mebemax May 9, 2025