national patrick star day

a national holiday celebrating the useless presence of patrick star

hey, it's may 15th, i can finally take a break from school because some weirdo created national patrick star day, thank you weirdo.

by adaskarolcuba2 November 27, 2021

Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk

by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022

Patrick Peeper

Someone who looks through your bedroom window while you sleep.

Last night I caught a Patrick Peeper looking through my bedroom window

by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

Shawn Patrick

Bigger’n badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl

note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean”

that Shawn Patrick really is a good’n

by Vinesh Singh October 27, 2022

Joe Patrick swift

Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love

Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot

by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019

Ryan Patrick Outlaw

Some one who thinks they're big time but really aren't.

Ryan Patrick Outlaw is tekashi 69s biggest fan.

by Ellisorus January 3, 2019

Pulling A Patrick

When you eat so much ass you hurt your feet.

Bob: What's up with D'Vonn over there?
Tylnn: Oh yeah he was Pulling A Patrick over the weekend

by holyyahoo January 26, 2022